I am Hillbawb, and I am almighty. This blog encompasses the wide variety of shizz that interests me and my mindless ramblings because I have no social life anymore. Yay me!

 

elfgoodness:

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

HAHAHAHAH GO AND SEE THIS OH MY GOSH

(Source: brozoi)

askclint:

If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.

You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.

You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

http://tonyofthestarks.tumblr.com/post/96359811379/the-world-is-a-corner-shadowstep-of-bast

the-world-is-a-corner:

shadowstep-of-bast:

carpeumbra:

No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the…

You never get to the point where you think “I am the adult”, but you do get to the point where you think “I’ve dealt with this before.” The older you get, the higher and higher the percentage is of things you’ve already been through. Have you ever changed a tire? Had a flat tire? Someday, you might, and the next time it happens, you’ll know what to do, since you’ve already done it.

My dad. I’m 24, and asked if you ever shake the feeling of not being an adult, and this was his response. Probably the most comforting thing he could have said. (via gothkatie)

(Source: uberwekkness)

Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

maarnayeri:

The same white people who wanted an open crucifixion of Michael Vick for dog abuse will give you 1001 reasons as to why an officer killing an unarmed and surrendered black kid deserves to roam free, and in fact are shelling out their entire bank account to make sure it happens.

Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read.

Raymond Carver

(or what you should be able to tell your boss instead of calling in sick)

(Source: bookporn)

whateverthepoodle:

sdseraph:

buns-and-guns:

dont-touchmycurves:

Fit people who don’t look like fit people are still fit people.

👏👏👏

what?

If you can run a marathon but are still chubby, you may not look fit, but you are probably a hell of a lot more fit than people who were born looking thin and barely exercise.

(Source: peruvian--goddess)